International online tourney «Heroes Portal» vs. «Jaskinia Behemota»
One beautiful autumn evening the Supreme Orc got drunk in Tavern. And at the moment when he was thinking about eternity with his painful head on his arms, another orc came to him and whispered into his ear: -- Magister! Overseas there is as wonderful Land as HeroesLands. Orcs, goblins, trolls and behemoths inhabit it. Tourneys are carried out there as well... When Orc heard that words, he jumped up, grasped his interlocutor by fur waistcoat, lifted him a little and said with a thick voice: -- Where are these Lands? How are they called? And then he grinned and added: -- In case so many orcs live there, they certainly have got a lot of gold! I need to visit them. Orc bolted, twitched in Supreme’s arms and whispered: -- The Lands are this way: www.heroes.net.pl, and they are called «Jaskinia Behemota». So there was a war…
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And orcs, who inhabited «Jaskinia Behemota» won. So in a month, in the Tavern, which is in the HeroesLands’ capital, on a continent called “Heroes Portal”, the same little green Orc named Gorbik and called Supreme, was sitting, drinking ale from a big tankard and smiling to himself: “Of course, we haven’t won, but the battle was great… Eh, we need to repeat…” So Gorbik stood up from the table and said: “Hey! Give me the map of Heroes of Might and Magic worlds!”
